Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Master of puppets I'm pulling your strings...

If you know anything about Texas, you know that this is reality show breeding ground down here. A few names come to mind immediately:

Kelly Clarkson (American Idol winner)

Nikki McKibbon (American Idol non-winner)

Colby Donaldson (Survivor HPOA*)

Melissa Lawton (Nashville Star winner with possibly the coolest husband ever)

Trey and Kasey (Top Chef)

Steven and Jerry (Big Brother 10)

Daniel (Loved him!) and Matthew (Shear Genius)

Etc. Etc. Etc.

There are a ton of others, but I'm not motivated to research them all right now, because that's not really the point of this post.

This post is to share with you all, the Saddest. Picture. Ever.

I don't know what disturbs me more, the fact that Nancy Belew (on the far right) is a little old to be a puppet-making Jason Castro superfan...or the fact that Wanda Dewes is feeling up said puppet...or the puppet itself with that giant body and tiny little shrunken head.


*HOPA=Hot Piece of Ass (Thank to Precious, the original HPOA, for that one.)

Today's title selection: Master of Puppets - Metallica


Pearl said...


And dont forget about the countless episodes of Cheaters filmed in Dallas. All of those cheatees are reality show stars for like five minutes, right? heeheehee

Anonymous said...

Precious here..forgot my login...
#1: thanks for the HPOA reference, it's such a fabulous acronym!

#2: everything about that photo is creepy and that's all I have to say about that.

#3: I think WE should be a reality show, I am WAY more interesting than most of those Dallas reality stars and clearly, RO is too!

Hammie said...

what goes through ones head as you sit at the kitchen table, making a reality television star puppet?
And why the feck hasn't some marketing/slash merchandising company made a DIY kit for this.
Finally, a reality television spin-off.
ps, I really fecking hate puppets

Mama Bee said...

I loooooooooooooooooove Jason Castro (even though he is a total stoner and is barely older than a biscuit) and that puppet scares the shit out of me!

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