Monday, May 12, 2008

Wishing and hoping and thinking and praying...

I have potentially kick-ass news...

Our shitty next-door neighbors may be moving!!!

Obviously we don't talk to them, but there have been several clues that led me to this deduction (I've read every Nancy Drew book ever written so I'm pretty good at sleuthin'). They've had tons of trash the last couple of months on "heavy trash day," they recently replaced their carpet and today they dismantled their kids' jungle gym. Of course, I haven't seen a For Sale sign yet, but come on...it's only a matter of days, right?

Here are a few examples of why our neighbors suck:

1. The husband came over at 9:30pm and told us to keep it down because it was a "church night" -- it was Saturday.
2. He is such a puss that when we didn't take his suggestion and "move the party inside," he wrote us a long idiotic note and left it on our front door.
3. Pre-privacy fence, the boy child would ask SuperHusband and I to put out our cigarettes and lectured us on the dangers of smoking. We suggested he go inside.
4. They treat their poor dog (who roams the neighborhood without a collar and whose poor little ribs are sticking out) like crap. People who are mean to dogs don't deserve to live.
5. I googled him and his Amazon reviews came up. He's into really bad music.

Obviously these people are long overdue to move. So keep your fingers crossed and I'll keep you posted!

3 comments:

Imelda Matt said...

I would have used his eye ball as an ashtray...the nerve...some people!

Don't even get me started on 'church night' or the dog! I loved that you googled him, I repeat where have you been all my life???

ro said...

Seriously! I have NEVER heard Saturday night referred to as a "church night!" They are so ridiculous! (AND they home school their little cretins, which is another post in and of itself...)

The girl child woke me up from a nap yesterday. On the plus side...I think I scared the shit out of her. Score one for the house on the corner! :-)

Pearl said...

I feel your pain with the crappy neighbors! Does this count as crappy: the guy two doors down from us is a convicted rapist. I saw his name and picture on the Megans Law website.
And thank you for popping my comment cherry :)

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