Monday, July 14, 2008

I don't care what you (don't??) say anymore, this is my life...

No. Motivation. To. Blog.

I think this was probably due to the fact that I had a really busy weekend. Friday we had a derby "meet and greet" as part of a GLAAD event at the local lesbian watering hole (where, despite my mini and fishnets, I did not get ONE free drink! I told myself it was because I was too lipstick for the crowd. That was it, right??) . Then dinner with Cowboy and SuperHusband. SH went out with friends, but I wasn't able to because I had to work 40 minutes away at 7:45 AM the next morning. Yes...Saturday morning. That's one thing that sucks about working for a non-profit...they save money by having weekend meetings to avoid weekday corporate hotel rates.

Anyway, I went to sleep at a respectable 11:30pm, but was awoken from my Advil PM-induced slumber by SH, who informed me that the friends he went out with were in no condition to drive home so they were spending the night. No biggie...until 5:30AM when I was awoken again by a discussion of how the writers for the Sesame Street of our youth undoubtedly had access to a shitload of awesome hallucinogenic drugs. Now don't get me wrong...this is a conversation I would've loved to have participated in...at a decent hour. When I left for work, it was still going on.

So I worked, then we had a derby appearance at Harley Davidson, which was really fun. Sister and family came out and DoodleBug got to see his auntie on skates for the first time! Saturday night was our pre-bout party and, as usual, we closed the place down. After our Whataburger run, I was in bed at 4am.

Now, I know you all don't enjoy hearing about my day-to-day life, as evidence by your comments...my super-fun vacation post got a whopping ZERO comments, but the AVN awards are holding steady at four. So either I am really boring, or you guys are just really into porn.

I'm going to tell myself it's the latter....perverts.

Today's title selection: My Life - the Billy Joel

6 comments:

SBC said...

But... it's PORN!!!! And if you wear skates, fishnets, and a mini next time I see you, I'll buy ALL of your drinks. Wait... make sure it's after pay-day. I know you can hold your liquor. LOL!

Imelda Matt said...

WTF - porn, roller skates and you in fishnets. I'd like to blame my absence on the hot World Youth Day pilgrim that I locked in my spare room. But alas I've trawled the youth center's and prayer meetings and it nothing but Timberland hiking boots and plaid shirts.

Ro pray for mother....

Mama Bee said...

Sorry, Ro. I'm too busy glaring at you in jealousy because you get to hang out with friends until four in the morning! Me? I regularly crash at 10pm or earlier after yanking stinky Cheerios out of my hair...

Pearl said...

BUSTED! I totally love porn. Now if that guy from the Wiggles would just make a porno, I would be set.

And I know this goes without saying, you are definitely not boring.

ro said...

Holy shit! You guys respond to guilt REALLY well. We must have some Catholics in the audience...

Hammie said...

which wiggle do you want to see doin' it Pearl ? (I'm a blue gal myself, but not sure if it would be a case of Brokeback mountain....

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